Morgan Freeman Sextape Surfaces

Esteemed actor and Oscar Winner Morgan Freeman has turned up in an amateur internet sex video, apparently made at the actor's home sometime in the last year . The tape, dubbed 'F*ck me, I'm Morgan Freeman' is gaining popularity due to the high level of vulgarity and lewd talk that Freeman displays during the act of fornication. The makeshift title is a line uttered by Freeman during the tape, and yelled several times while he has intercourse. Freeman and his lawyer could not be reached for comment.

Freeman, known to most for his syrupy-sweet drawling voice, has narrated and acted in many highly acclaimed films. To hear Freeman grunting about the size of his genitals, and pleading for his partner to engage in certain sexual acts, is startling.

Freeman loves his cotton candy.

“How old is he anyways?” asked college student Tyrus Cobb, who watched the video. “It was like watching my granddad bang a retired hooker.” Freeman’s sex partner appears to be an older fan, perhaps a mistress. Her hair is graying, and she cannot accommodate several sex positions requested by Freeman.

It is yet to be seen how this scandal will affect Freeman’s storied career. Other movie stars plagued by public sex scandals have varying degrees of success. Paris Hilton eventually signed a distribution deal for her sex video, and reaped millions. Freeman’s agent could not confirm, nor deny, that they would take the same path.

“We’ll have to see how the public reacts to the tape. I’ve seen it, and I think Morgan did some great work,” said Freeman’s accountant John Frunce. “For a man of his age to pull off some of those moves is truly amazing, and speaks volumes about his range as an actor.”